
DC Cops Bust Up Wild Valentine’s Day Party at Smithsonian Zoo
Residents of the Small Mammal House at the Smithsonian National Zoo are known party animals. But this morning’s Valentine’s Day Bash got so out of hand that Washington, DC police were called in to shut down the operation.
At least seven mammals have been charged with lewd behavior and disturbing the peace.
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