Tiger’s Smile Is a “Work In Progress”
According to friends, Fred the tiger is still working on the fine art of smiling.
“The whole being nice and not eating people thing is new to Fred,” said close friend Jay Glasso. "He’s working on it, but right now his smile is more of an angry snarl. We’ll get there, though, we’ll get there.“
Friends say that Fred’s new dedication to niceness is an attempt to woo a giraffe at the local zoo, on whom he has a crush.
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