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Dog’s Lame Attempt at Humor Falls Flat
A California dog named Jackson – who fancies himself a comedian – went “old school Vaudeville” according to eye witnesses when he whipped out a pair of Groucho glasses early Saturday morning.
“Crickets,” an onlooker tells The Fluffington Post, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of hurting Jackson’s feelings. “It just gets really awkward when he starts in with his little bits.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.
Hot on the heels of a vicious attack ad that slams canines, a PAC known as the Committee to Elect Dogs fired back with its own that paints the “fat cats on Wall Street” as greedy opportunists, out of touch with traditional American values.
“When navy seals went to take down Osama bin Laden, did they take a cat with them?” the ad asks rhetorically. “No. They took a dog.”
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Respected Diplocat Caught Sunbathing Nude
A U.S. diplocat on a mission to Tel Aviv was photographed by the Israeli press on Thursday while sunbathing naked in public.
While the cat could not be reached for comment, the State Department did express sincere regret for this crass behavior.
Submitted by Ryan McGinty.
As political convention season looms large, the parties’ vicious attacks show no sign of abating. While many candidates have produced their own ads, political action committees with buckets of money have taken to the web and airwaves to launch targeted smear campaigns.
A group known as Cats for World Domination (CFWD) has commissioned the ad above, which calls the opposition Dog Party out on allegations of “pay for play” and various poop-related incidents.
The Fluffington Post could not reach CFWD for comment, but many inside the Beltway and in media circles have criticized the ad as “negative” and “baseless.”
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Amazing Dog Communicates Through Pillow Embroidery
Everyone knows dogs can’t talk. But can they stitch?
Until now, it was thought dogs could never master the fabric arts. But a pup named Gaston has sent shock waves through the crafting community when he began embroidering messages on throw pillows.
“He’s communicating the best way he knows how,” says Lief Anne Stiles, a source close to the situation. “Through handicrafts.”
