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Dog Celebrates Cinco de Mayo With Tiny Sombrero
A Texas dog named Rufus definitely knows how to have a good time. For the Cinco de Mayo festivities, the 5-year-old pup is donning a cartoonishly small sombrero and partying like he’s south of the border.
Submitted by Sarah Wolf.
New AlarmCat Will Wake You Up On Time
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AlarmCat™ is guaranteed to wiggle around in your bed at the prescribed time every morning, without fail, or your money back. If AlarmCat™ can’t wake you up, nothing will.
Submitted by Lauren Rae Bertolini.
PHOTO OP: Thinking About Supper
Submitted by Jayne Dillon.
Office Dog Shows Management Potential
A hardworking dog named Velcro was delighted to hear he was placed on a management track as of Wednesday morning.
“He’s been with the company a while now, and he’s great with clients,” says Arnold Kaplan, Velcro’s direct supervisor. “If he keeps up the good work, he might run this company someday.”
The promotion comes with a number of benefits, including a modest salary bump and a key to the executive wee-wee pad.
Submitted by Amy Fisher.
Cat Freaked Out by Federal Tax Code
A 1-year-old cat named Honey is taking some time off after five futile attempts to decipher the U.S. Federal income tax code.
“It’s the brackets that really freak her out,” says Taylor Fine, a source close to the situation. “That, and she’s a cat.”
Submitted by Becky Whitaker.
