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Missing Cat Found Alive in Amazon Rainforest

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Missing Cat Found Alive in Amazon Rainforest

An Atlanta, GA cat named Kili, who has been missing for three years, was found alive in the Peruvian rainforest on Sunday. Rescuers identified the kitty by his distinct markings.

“We’ve been following his trail since 2009,” says Darren Cassidy of the Pet Rescue Network. “Seems he chartered a boat from Florida, landed in Brazil and headed into the Amazon from there.”

Kili was in fine health, according to Cassidy. “His survival skills are excellent. We found a little hut made from vines and canopy leaves. There was plenty of food, too. He didn’t really want to leave.”

Submitted by Mary Virginia Gage.

NYC Pup Relieved Lindsay Lohan Is OK

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NYC Pup Relieved Lindsay Lohan Is OK

Lady Dixie, an avid entertainment industry watcher, was pretty frazzled this week after hearing the news of actress Lindsay Lohan’s unconsciousness in a California hotel.

“She’s a big fan of Lindsay, so she was pacing around on Friday, watching E!, refreshing the blogs,” says Denise Rosner, a close friend. “Thank goodness she’s OK. I’m not sure what Lady would have done with herself.”

Submitted by Casey Carter.

Meerkat Middle Child Ruins Family Photo

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Meerkat Middle Child Ruins Family Photo

Dr. and Mrs. Moorehouse just wanted a classic family portrait. The well-to-do meerkat couple made arrangements with the desert’s best photographer, AJ Felps.

“The kids were well behaved at first,” Felps tells The Fluffington Post. “Everyone lined up and gave their best smiles. But then one of them started acting out.”

Felps is referring to Clayton, the middle pup, who began making faces and fidgeting during the photo shoot.

“It’s classic middle child syndrome,” says Felps. “I see it all the time. But Dr. Moorehouse had a good father-son talk with him, and got him to settle down.”

However, a source tells The Fluffington Post that Moorehouse promised Clayton ice cream in exchange for good behavior.

See more adorable animal fathers and their kids in the new book Love You, Dad: A Book of Thanks.

Chanel to Bottle New ‘Wet Dog’ Fragrance

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Chanel to Bottle New ‘Wet Dog’ Fragrance

In a move that has many perfume marketers scratching their heads, Chanel is due to release a line of fragrances called “Wet Dog.”

“Lots of people enjoy the smell of musty mutt hair,” says Melissa Quashie, a Chanel spokesperson. “It reminds them of home and of simpler times. We want to bottle that feeling.”

Not everyone agrees.

“Wet dog is like the worst smell ever,” fashion blogger Kelly Ralls tells The Fluffington Post. “What’s next? Cologne that smells like BO?”

Huxley, submitted by Mindi Lovelady.