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Cat Survives Numerous Bouts With Curiosity
A kitty named Kermit is alive and well after exploring the entire house – an episode experts are calling “a monumental encounter with curiosity.”
“The old saying ‘curiosity killed the cat’ shouldn’t be taken lightly,” says statistician Henry Goldfarb. “Kermit is lucky he didn’t slip and fall while exploring between the shower curtains. He should really be more cautious!”
Submitted by Nina Cohen.
Canadian Cat Offers Free Piggy-Back Rides
A Vancouver cat named Tippy is providing free piggy-back rides on a first-come, first-serve basis, according to numerous reports.
“But it’s only for a limited time,” says area resident Joan Bay. “So act now.”
Submitted by Amber Henson.
Seattle Dog Bored With Entire Wardrobe
Sometimes it’s hard to find the perfect outfit. And sometimes you just need to reboot your wardrobe from square one.
Sources say that’s where Yoshi, a Seattle-based dog, found himself on Thursday afternoon.
“He needed to wear something sharp for an after-work function,” says Kevin McConnell. “He tried on everything in his closet, but eventually just gave up, grabbed his credit card, and headed to the mall.”
Via Nishant Kothary, submitted by MikeyHougland.
Local Dog Just Can’t Get Comfortable on the Couch
An area pup named Bootsie is having a difficult time getting to sleep while crashing on a neighbor’s couch.
“He’s having some renovations done at his pad,” says couch owner Terry Gothard. “I told him he could stay with me until it’s done, but he just keeps tossing and turning all night, and then he’s like a zombie in the morning. I won’t say I regret the offer, but it’s getting pretty annoying.”
Submitted by Peter Locke.
Bunny Politician Refuses to Concede Congressional Seat
Though election night is behind us and the votes long-since tallied, a congressman in Wisconsin’s 7th district, known only as “The Bunny,” has refused to give up his seat, despite being roundly defeated by his challenger, a chinchilla named Eric Wrigley.
“The results are clear – it was a landslide,” says John Canova, an attorney with the Wrigley campaign. “The Bunny simply won’t concede. We may have to physically remove him from his office in January. I just hope it doesn’t come to that.”
Submitted by Marlea.
