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Cat Sues Russian Hotel Over Lukewarm Bath
An 8-month-old cat named Bear has filed a lawsuit against the Kassado Plaza Hotel in Moscow after he took what his lawyers are calling “an unacceptably lukewarm bath.”
“How is a cat supposed to prepare for a business meeting with Russia’s top export CEOs without a hot bath first?” said Larry Tisch, one of Bear’s three attorneys. “The answer is, he can’t. We’re suing for $1.1 million in lost earnings.”
Submitted by Katerina.
Criminal Cat Nabbed for Carjacking
Howard Monette, III (better known by his street name “Skittles”) was apprehended by police and charged with carjacking after he climbed into a parked vehicle and attempted to hot wire it.
“I was across the street, and I could see the cat climbing in the passenger-side window,” witness Kelly Crose tells The Fluffington Post. “I immediately called the cops. They got him.”
Submitted by Brian Dresher, by way of Stacy Dresher.
Dog Scores Winning Run in Youth League Softball Championships
In the bottom of the 9th inning, Greta M. Dawg (pictured) slid into home plate after tagging up on a deep fly ball, winning the championship game for the Manhattan Rovers, a New York youth softball team.
“I can’t believe she made it,” says coach Tommy Kreig, the team’s coach. “It was a really close play at the plate.”
The final score was 5-4, with the team edging out their rivals the Brooklyn Terriers.
Submitted by Kate Sennert.
Cat’s Rampant Attitude Problem Goes Unchecked
A Bakersfield, CA cat named Bacardi has been running amok for nearly four years, according to sources.
“She has had attitude since day one,” says Margaret Haggard, who is very familiar with the situation. “She hisses and spits at everyone except me. Since I brought her home, she has not left my side or lap. She loves snacks and playing with her laser spot.”
But this selective “cattitude” doesn’t sit well with everyone.
“She can be kind of rude,” says Charlie O’Malley, a neighbor. “I asked to borrow a cup of sugar the other day and she just flipped her tail up at me. I mean, really.”
A Miami, FL cat named Peaches had merely run to the convenience store for a pack of AA batteries.
“She must have gotten turned around,” says Cassidy Coleman, a source close to the situation.
The next thing anyone knew, she was strolling through the studio of the local Univision news station.
“She waltzed right through the weather broadcast,” says Coleman. “We all had a good laugh.”
Submitted by Comedy Wizard.
