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Cat’s New Game Room Is a Hit

A 4-year-old cat named Little Kitten from San Clemente, CA has been working tirelessly to turn the basement into a full-fledged game room, complete with a pool table and room for Twister.

At a private party on Sunday, she revealed the fruits of her labor.

“It is totally awesome,” says Karen Donaldson, who attended the bash. “We played Candy Land and Operation all night long! It’s great to have a dedicated space just for games.”

Little Kitten, an avid gamer herself, was sure to get in on the action. Numerous reports claim she ran the billiard table and dominated in an epic Mastermind tournament.

Submitted by Victoria Feasey.

Cat Wastes Entire Day Watching Netflix

Henry, a cat from Winnipeg, Canada, sat up suddenly late Wednesday afternoon after coming to a shocking revelation.

“He spent his whole day watching bird documentaries on Netflix,” says Josh Singleton, a source close to the situation. “His inbox is overflowing, the laundry is half done, and his mom’s pissed that he didn’t call. It’s like he just got sucked in and couldn’t get off the couch.”

Reports from the ground do indicate that Henry has slowly slumped back  into a routine. “But a Netflix binge like that is hard to recover from,” says Dr. Shira Steinberg, an expert in time-wasting disorders and procrastination. “It might take him a day or two to get his Mojo back. And yes, Mojo is a medical term.”

Submitted by Marisa Halek.

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Daisy, submitted by Emily Vitan.

Pretty Lady Kitty Turns Out to Be a Dude

Area residents were stunned to learn Wednesday that a local Siamese cat named Mary is not who she claimed to be.

“She’s very affectionate and such a well-behaved baby, which makes her the perfect cuddling buddy,” says Seth Bolo, a source close to the situation. “She’s about a year and a half now. The funny thing is, she turned out to be a he, so he’s now called Mario.”

Submitted by Seth Bolo.