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Michigan Cat Abandons Modesty in Favor of Nap
After a long day staring out the window at a snowstorm, Ari, a two-year-old cat from Detroit, tumbled backwards into a hearty nap with little regard for his exposed no-no parts. Ari was only woken after numerous complaints from neighbors.
Submitted by Megan Spanitz.
NYC Pup Lands Lead Role in Star Wars Spin-Off Flick
The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that the belabored casting of George Lucas’s forthcoming Ewok movie Endor: Beginnings has finally been completed.
Jack, a four-year-old dog from New York City, has been cast in the lead role of Wachu, a spunky young Ewok who must leave his tribal village in search of the true meaning of Christmas.
Admittedly, the film does break from Star Wars lore, but in its defense, it will make a crap-ton of money.
Submitted by Lauren Musacchio.
New Jersey Bird Passes American Idol Audition
Buddy is only five months old, but he’s already cultivating a great set of pipes. The Wayne, NJ cockatiel’s rendition of The Muppet Show Theme wowed American Idol judges, earning him a trip to L.A. to compete on this season’s show.
While some have hailed the audition a win for avian singers (an underrepresented group in pop culture), others have lamented America’s dwindling talent pool.
Submitted by Nicole Pinto.
1-in-3 Cats Addicted to Facebook
Wondering why your cat gets absolutely nothing done during the day? Check his Facebook profile.
A new survey from the Internet Statistics Bureau finds that one out of every three cats checks Facebook so often that the behavior can be psychologically classified as “compulsive.”
Submitted by Shani Chang.
Authorities in Cyprus are investigating a chinchilla massage parlor after allegations of misconduct surfaced over the weekend. The outfit is suspected to be a front for catnip smugglers.
Submitted by Elena.
