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Tonka to Offer Free Puppy With Toy Trucks
In an effort to combat the rising dominance of video games, toy maker Tonka will be packaging adorable puppies with its large dump trucks starting in September – just in time for the holiday season.
“We want to make sure kids are interacting with their toys in real life – the old fashioned way,” says Tonka’s marketing director Amy Bard. “What better way to grab their attention away from Call of Honor 4 than with a fluffy little dog?”
Via Tundra Ice.
HBO Spin-Off “Game of Bones” Scheduled for Production in Late 2012
The wildly popular HBO series Game of Thrones has spawned a new show, Game of Bones, which has been green-lit for filming in November 2012.
Featuring an all-puppy cast, Bones tells the story of a fictional medieval kingdom and the adorable pooches vying for power against a backdrop of war and political intrigue.
Via aliennation.
Area Puppy Wanted for Melting Hearts
A puppy named Cali is wanted by federal authorities for melting at least 16 hearts in the course of one week. The cruel canine leaves her victims incapacitated and gasping for air before sniffing out her next target with callous indifference.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Cali or her associates, please contact the FBI.
Via Reddit.
PHOTO OP: Mrow?
Via Reasonable-Man, Reddit.
Sears to Offer Hamster Portrait Services
The Sears Portrait Studio, an American institution for infant and toddler photography, will be expanding its offerings this March to include hamsters.
Why hamsters?
“Hamster portraiture is a huge and underserved market,” says Brooke Shaffer, SVP of Marketing for Sears. “We’ve got to tap in if we want to stay relevant.”
Via Peach Phichaya.
