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REPORT: Goats Are Retiring at a Younger Age
Though current economic conditions are forcing many to put off retirement, a new report from the Farm Animals Statistics Board finds that goats are bucking that trend. "We’re finding that one in five goats is retiring before the age of six,“ said Emmanuel Tiant, senior research analyst at the FASB. "That’s up from one in seven just a couple of years ago.”
See Also: More Dogs Are Delaying Retirement Than Ever Before
Los Angeles Dog Can’t Find a Single Thing to Wear
Despite a closet full of clothes, Ruca Bean Yates-Mora (known as “Bean” to her friends) simply can’t decide on an outfit.
Retail therapy may be in order, according to sources.
Via Sarah Yates.
Golden Retriever Inherits Wide Swath of Land
A Golden Retriever puppy named Kate has inherited 55 acres of open land from an unknown bequeather.
“The terms of the will state that the parties shall remain anonymous,” says Larry Gold, attorney for the estate that is giving up the land. “But needless to say, it was my client’s wish for Kate to have lots of room to run around and retrieve things.”
Via rilly_wut, Reddit.
Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts
A prairie dog super villain has sent word through the Montana State Police that he will do something nefarious unless a bounty of 1 billion chestnuts is paid. Authorities are still trying to determine why the prairie dog is asking for chestnuts, since his species generally eats only grasses, seeds and roots. One working theory is that he is in cahoots with the squirrel mafia of New York.
Via stevehdc.
