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Having a Dog in Your Desk Decreases Productivity By 25%
According to new research from the National Association for Pet Friendly Workplaces, so-called “desk dogs” decrease worker productivity by up to 25%. "Let me be clear: dog-friendly work places are great,“ said spokesperson Cheryl McIntyre. "This study specifically addressed the growing phenomenon of desk dogs – tiny dogs kept in or on the desk. These types of dogs actually hurt an employee’s ability to get work done in a timely fashion.”
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New Kitten Wrestling Champion Crowned
There is a new king of the World Kitten Wrestling Federation, and his name is Mittens. In a bout that was televised live on pay-per-view to over 18 million households, Mittens was able take the belt by pinning his opponent in the eighth round.
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NYC Kitten Preschools Will Only Get Pricier
All parents know that getting your kitten into a great college starts with a 5-star preschool.
More private pre-kindergarten classrooms are cropping up all over Manhattan and Brooklyn to meet the needs of well-to-do families. The Montessori Kitty Kampus on the Upper East Side offers curricula in French, art history and theoretical physics for kittens age 0 to 3 months. Tuition is $12,500 per year.
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Squirrel Fashion Tip: Use Your Tail for a Hat
The latest trend among fashion forward squirrels? Using your tail for a hat. The trend, which was first introduced by avante garde designers on the runways of Milan last fall, is starting to catch on with mainstream consumers. "A squirrel’s tail is a readily available accessory,“ says noted rodent fashion expert Gisella Vasilieva, who also noted that it is a cheap way to complete any ensemble.
Via Runner Jenny.