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According to numerous reports, a local dog named Skipper has completely had it with the bar he’s at and wants to leave immediately.

Eyewitnesses say Skipper arrived with a group of friends around 8pm and put in an order for “atomic hot wings.” Two hours later he had yet to receive his wings.

“He’s been getting increasingly upset,” said bar patron Samara Huller, who watched the scene unfold. “To be fair, it’s slammed tonight and they’ve been telling everyone the kitchen is running slow. But I mean, c’mon, at least give the dog some pretzels while he waits.”

Via Ssladybug.

via DocHobbes_

Numerous reports from Duluth, GA indicate that a local puppy named Oscar is literally getting anything he wants. So far the dog has been given a bag of Snausages, twelve rawhide bones, an unlimited play card at Dave & Busters, and the key to the city. 

“It’s his face,” said Anne Steadman, a source close to the situation. “I mean, just look at it. No, not directly at it! Are you crazy?”

Local authorities have been unable to bring the pup under control, but have been providing him with daily belly rubs and a police escort to and from the dog park.

Oscar could not be reached for comment.

Via biggus_minitula.