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Cat and Roommate Feud Over Emoji Decor

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A cheeky accent piece here or there is one thing. But Pudge’s roommate Jeff has taken Emoji mania too far in his latest refresh of their shared apartment.

“Jeff always works on a theme,” says Rebecca Solomon, a mutual friend. “Last year it was dinosaurs, the year before that it was Depression-era painters. The Emoji thing is a little odd.”

And Pudge is not happy about it. Emoji pillows, Emoji pattern curtains, Emoji rugs, Emoji drink coasters. “He’s fed up,” says Arthur Calloway, a source close to the situation. “He’s threatened to withhold rent or move out if Jeff doesn’t class it up before the end of the year. How is he supposed to host a holiday mixer when it looks like a sext vomited all over the couch?”

This story is developing.

via @pudgethecat

Experts: Area Cat Enjoying Armchair Incorrectly

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According to furniture experts, local cat Zippy has not been using her new chair correctly. 

The cat reportedly acquired the new chair during a Black Friday sale on Wayfair.com last month. Though’s she’s enjoying her purchase, furniture researchers from the University of Vermont who have examined photos of Zippy using the chair, as well as eyewitness accounts, say she’s not enjoying it properly.

“In general, there’s a ‘right’ way to sit on a chair,” explained Alden Crocker, chair of living room set research at the school’s Ethan Allen School of Furniture Studies. “A good rule of thumb is that the back of the chair is not usually for sitting.”

Despite Zippy’s unorthodox style, friends say that as long as she is happy with her purchase, that’s all that matter.

Via Peterleclark.

Guinea Pig’s Beauty Regimen Really Starting to Pay Off

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After a month of lotions, creams, hair volumizers, a vegan diet and early bedtimes, Stacy, a local guinea pig, is pleased with the results of her new beauty regimen.

“We all live such busy lives, it can be hard to find time to really pamper yourself,” says Amanda Dooling, a wellness counselor who tipped Stacy off to the new lifestyle. “Stacy has really embraced it, and she’s feeling better about herself every time she looks in the mirror.”

So much so that the guinea pig has started a blog to chronicle her journey of self-affirmation and skin care.

“I read it every day,” says Colleen Samson, a fan who follows Stacy online. “It inspires me to be my best self.”

via @boobooandfriends