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BREAKING: Squirrel May Have Been Spotted
BREAKING: Squirrel May Have Been Spotted
The squirrel community is on high alert today after reports that one of their own may have been spotted while on a nut gathering mission in the backyard.
The Fluffington Post has obtained surveillance photos taken by Squirrel Team Alpha, the elite nut procurement intelligence agency within the squirrel nation.
“Team Alpha monitors their agents very closely,” said squirrel expert Professor Keith Hanson from Fordham University. “They watch the squirrels they have in the field to make sure they can pull them out quickly if anything goes wrong.”
Hanson thinks this may have been part of a training exercise, though.
“If they were on true high alert, and these photos actually leaked, I think you’d see a squirrel community on total lock down,” he said. “As it is, I saw at least twelve squirrels in the park on my walk over here.”
Via Corey Seeman.
PHOTO OP: Don’t Be a Creeper
PHOTO OP: Don’t Be a Creeper
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Cat Starts Each Day with Meditation
Cat Starts Each Day with Meditation
Zippo the cat needs his fifteen minutes of Zen each morning. Each morning before work, he takes some time to meditate and reflect on the upcoming day.
“For awhile he was doing his meditations on the couch, then it was in the tub in the bathroom, now he’s moved to the sunny spot in the living room,” said a source familiar with the situation. “Who knows why. Cats are weird, right?”
According to the source, Zippo needs his meditation to center himself before work.
“His day-to-day mostly involves short bursts of frenetic energy – running up the stairs, around the house, chasing small office supplies he’s batting in front of him, etc.,” the source speculated. “I think he just needs that calming moment before all hell breaks loose.”
Via tommyrumbers.
PHOTO OP: He’ll Sleep Anywhere
PHOTO OP: He’ll Sleep Anywhere
Via AnneHannahMikael.