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Cat Finally Catches Decorative Bird

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Cat Finally Catches Decorative Bird

Anthony the cat has been on a mission for the past two weeks. Since “the raven” showed up, he’s been obsessed.

“It’s been the only thing on his mind. The way the bird just stares at him, all day, every day,” said Tamara Winslow, who lives next door. “I don’t think he’s sleeping well.”

At 8:47am local time, according to multiple witnesses, Anthony finally screwed up enough courage to investigate the bird.

“I think he was a little disappointed that it’s decorative, made of metal,” said one witness. “And actually, I think he’s still a little scared of it.”

Via 2LoveBirds.

Puppy Advocates for Shorter Work Week

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Puppy Advocates for Shorter Work Week

Tirol, a French Bulldog from Chicago, IL, is dog tired of working 40 hours per week. The puppy favors the attitude of his native France, which has had a 35-hour work week since 2000 and recently moved to limit work emails outside of the office.

“Tirol is just sick of the rat race,” said co-worker and labor organizer Marion Arnaud. “He wants a better separation between work and life.”

According to Arnaud, the pup doesn’t even necessarily demand a shorter work week. He’s just advocating for some “common sense” measures to have a better work-life balance.

“Afternoon naps, to start,” said Arnaud. “Mandatory walks if he has to stay late. That sort of thing.”

Via tirol_tirol.

Goat Allegedly Eats Public Art Project

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Goat Allegedly Eats Public Art Project

A goat from Nassau County, New York has been charged with eating a sculpture outside the Hempstead Public Library. The sculpture, which went missing last week, depicted a group of children at play and was made from recycled tin cans.

But the goat maintains his innocence.

“He’s being, for lack of a better term, scapegoated,” said his lawyer, John Levine. “It’s a complete myth that goats eat tin cans. My client is actually a very picky eater.”

Library officials could not be reached for comment at press time.

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