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Cat Claims to Be Working, Actually Just Playing Candy Crush

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Cat Claims to Be Working, Actually Just Playing Candy Crush

When Fresno the cat called in sick to work on Monday, he told his boss it was because he had been up all weekend working on the TPS reports that were due midweek. Though there is some truth to that – he spent most of Friday finishing the reports – the real reason he hadn’t slept was a particularly difficult level of Candy Crush Saga. 

According to roommate Harvey Quinn, who spoke to The Fluffington Post because he wanted to “get back at Fresno for chewing up his iPhone charger cord,” the cat spent most of the weekend trying to beat level 181.

“He’s trying to get 3 stars on every cleared level,” explained Quinn, “so 181 is pretty hard. You need 65,000 points in 50 moves.”

Quinn said Fresno barely got any sleep and replayed the level hundreds of times.

“You could hear him meowing in frustration all weekend,” said Quinn. “I tried to get him to just watch a YouTube cheat video, but he refused. Something about wanting his victory to be sweet.”

Fresno could not be reached for comment.

Via itsjessecatsopolis.

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Puppies’ Valiant Stand Against Bathtime Proves Futile

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Puppies’ Valiant Stand Against Bathtime Proves Futile

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to their owner, a pair of dogs were unsuccessful in their bold, last-minute attempt to avoid a bath this weekend.

“It was unexpected, I’ll tell you that, ” says Jenn Blumfield. “I barely got ‘bath’ out and Jake was looking up at me like I’d just ran over his mother.”

The monthly routine was further complicated when Blumfield’s second pup decided to join in.

“Oh, then Rex comes over and lays his little puppy head on Jake’s,” says Blumfield. “You could tell they coordinated it – he looked even sadder. The tears were pretty much welling up at that point. It almost killed me, but I finally just picked them up and put them in.”

The dogs are expected to employ the same tactic in advance of their vet appointment next week.

Via ChillyWilson.

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REPORT: Pug Pooped After Triathlon Training

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REPORT: Pug Pooped After Triathlon Training

The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that New Jersey pug Huckleberry has collapsed into bed after a thorough training session.

“He’s working toward a triathlon,” says Candice Ells, a neighbor. “I see him when I’m heading to work every morning around 6 am, jogging up and down the block.”

It seems this grueling pace has finally caught up with him. “I told him he shouldn’t overdo it,” says Ells. “He just collapsed there, tongue all askew. He’ll sleep it off and be right back at it tomorrow, I’m sure.”

Via Adam Berberich.

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