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Fox Is Reportedly Shrewd Negotiator

May 4, 2014 · Leave a Comment

Fox Is Reportedly Shrewd Negotiator

If you want to leave with the shirt on your back, don’t get into a bidding war with Rupert the fox. The fox is known throughout the forest as a master negotiator, able to get his price on pretty much anything.

“I once saw him talk a rabbit into voluntarily cooking him dinner,” said Sandy Lamar, who lives near the fox and often sees him at work. “That might not seem all that impressive, but he was having rabbit for dinner! He should really take that act to Vegas.”

The fox reportedly works the hillside behind the bowling alley down to the tract of farmland at the edge of town and into the woods behind it.

Via misscharl0tte.

Pup Lands Summer Job at Community Pool

May 3, 2014 · Leave a Comment

Pup Lands Summer Job at Community Pool

Nougat, a Golden Retriever puppy who is currently visiting America from his home in Sydney, Australia, has landed a job at a local community pool.

The dog, who is reportedly an excellent swimmer and extremely personable, will be in charge of collecting all pool toys and storing them at the end of each day.

“He’s already improved our system,” said lifeguard Olivia Gallo. “We used to just throw everything into one big bin. But Nougat has developed a cataloging system – pool noodles with pool noodles, inflatable floaties with inflatable floaties, and so forth.”

According to Gallo, the puppy has taken to the job with gusto. In addition to the pool toy organizational system, he’s also made a number of friends among patrons.

“He’s a hit around here,” she said. “People are going to be really disappointed at the end of summer when he has to go back to Sydney.”

Via nougat_inu_australia.