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Area Pup Becomes First Licensed Canine Masseuse

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Area Pup Becomes First Licensed Canine Masseuse

History was made on Friday when a local Chihuahua puppy named Roger became the first licensed canine masseuse in the United States.  After two years of coursework and 500 hours of paws-on practice and apprenticeship, the talented puppy was awarded a license from the State Board of Health.

“He’s ecstatic,” said Alice Lumley, one of Roger’s teachers at the Suncoast Academy of Massage Therapy, where he completed his coursework. “He was one of our best pupils and really deserves this.”

Roger’s clients confirm the high praise given to him by his professors.  "Oh, that dog has magic paws,“ said one client, who wished to remain anonymous.  "He’s got me as a client for life.”

Via mikimikan.

Puppy to Give Free Hugs in 2013

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Puppy to Give Free Hugs in 2013

According to his publicist, Alfie, a Jack Russell Terrier from Utica, NY, has decided to offer free hugs to all takers in 2013.

“Next year, Alfie will begin giving out up to 25 hugs each day on a first come, first served basis,” said Jane McDuggan, of the William Morris Agency, which represents the puppy.  "Hugs will be given free of charge and may not last more than a half minute each.“

When asked why Alfie plans to give out hugs in the coming year, McDuggan explained that he just wanted to make the world a happier place.

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Beagle Sleeps In After Week of Holiday Parties

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Beagle Sleeps In After Week of Holiday Parties

Cody, a 4-year-old Long Island beagle, has posted a “Do Not Disturb” sign on his bedroom door after five consecutive holiday parties left him totally wiped out.

“The term ‘party animal’ is an understatement when it comes to Cody,” says Jillian Stevens, a friend. “He’ll go all day and all night, but the next morning can be tough. He’s got to rest up now – New Year’s Eve is right around the corner!”

Submitted by Andrea Rosado.

Puppy Refuses to Give Up Swing

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Jean-Claude Van Damme, a local french bulldog and noted troublemaker, was spotted at the park this morning refusing to give up his spot on the swing to a neighborhood child.  According to onlookers, Van Damme had been on the swing for at least 45 minutes when he was approached by a young girl who asked if she could have a turn.

“And then he just stared at her for a few moments and kept swinging,” said Evan Singer, an eyewitness.  “The rules on the sign outside the park entrance clearly state no more than 30 minutes per person on the swings. If you ask me, that puppy is nothing but a big bully.“

Via JCVDog.