Jean-Claude Van Damme, a local french bulldog and noted troublemaker, was spotted at the park this morning refusing to give up his spot on the swing to a neighborhood child. According to onlookers, Van Damme had been on the swing for at least 45 minutes when he was approached by a young girl who asked if she could have a turn.
“And then he just stared at her for a few moments and kept swinging,” said Evan Singer, an eyewitness. “The rules on the sign outside the park entrance clearly state no more than 30 minutes per person on the swings. If you ask me, that puppy is nothing but a big bully.“