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Dog Munchkin Thief Identified

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Dog Munchkin Thief Identified

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Fred the dog had been a welcome addition the Ernst & Young offices in New York City. An “office dog” brought in as part of the city’s experimental Employee Exchange Program, Fred was embraced by all. Then, the Munchkins started disappearing.

“We would have about three cases any given morning,” says secretary Claire Haskell. “By 10 o’clock, they would all be gone. People were upset. Fingers were pointed. It got pretty ugly.”

Then, just as chaos seemed imminent, the culprit became clear. 

“It was Fred,” says Haskell.

The pup received a formal warning, and employees became much more vigilant with their Munchkin deliveries. 

“We basically just stopped leaving them on the floor,” says Haskell. “Fred will still whine, but management told him he’s not going to be getting any. Not until he starts being a good boy.”

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Many Older Dalmatians Now Dye Their Spots

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Many Older Dalmatians Now Dye Their Spots

It’s a little known fact that as Dalmatians age, their spots often go grey, and then white, making them look essentially just like any other mid-sized dog. Until recently, there was nothing an aging pup could do. However, a newly developed hair dye treatment from a New York doggie salon called Dapper Dogs is giving old dogs a new lease on life.

“The love it,” said Cindy Kirtzner, owner of Dapper Dogs. “Many older Dalmatians are self conscious about their appearance once their spots begin to go grey. Our new dying technique is totally safe, completely realistic and only takes about an hour, once per week.”

The Brooklyn-based salon is currently booked up through May, but plans to open a second, Midtown location soon to keep up with demand.

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Calvin Klein Names Puppy as Newest Underwear Model

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Calvin Klein Names Puppy as Newest Underwear Model

The latest Calvin Klein underwear model is Hugo, a French Bulldog from  Malta, the company announced yesterday. The puppy will appear in a series of billboards, set to go up in New York and L.A. in April, as well as magazine ads. The Fluffington Post scored a preview of the pup’s latest photo shoot, which you can see above.

“Calvin Klein is a huge brand and Hugo is thrilled to be chosen to represent them,” said the dog’s agent, Doug Hall. “Modeling for CK basically launched Ashton Kutcher’s career, so we’re hopeful that this is only the beginning for Hugo.”

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Dog Busted for Vandalism at School

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Dog Busted for Vandalism at School

Local puppy Quizno was given detention today for writing all over his desk with a magic marker. According to a disciplinary report from the principal’s office, Quizno was caught by his fourth period history teacher red-pawed.

“He had the markers in his backpack,” said teacher Jodi England in a statement. “Sure, he claimed he was innocent and that the cat did it. But how many times have we heard that excuse?”

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