puppies

Pizza Restaurant Regrets Hiring Dog for Delivery Route

Big Timmy’s Pizzeria in York, PA is starting to regret its decision to hire a dog for some of its delivery routes. 

“The biggest issue is that he can’t reach the pedals of the truck,” said Big Timmy’s founder Timothy Quattrucci. “We thought, who wouldn’t want their pizza delivered by an adorable puppy? But in retrospect, it wasn’t a well thought out idea.”

Quattrucci figured that the dog would be so popular that delivery orders would increase, but he’s since had to hire a driver to chauffeur the pup along his route.

“I think I’m losing money on this now,” he lamented. “Stupid, stupid, stupid!”

Via ali wade.

Dog Wins Local Derp Face Competition

Who has the best derp face? If you’re asking about San Francisco, CA, then the answer is Beaudry the dog. 

The pup put on his derpiest face last night to lock up the crown in the local Bay Area Derp Face Pageant. The win makes him eligible to compete in the state-wide California competition next month, which will be held in San Diego. 

“We’re super proud of him,” said Camilla Waters, a close friend of the dog. “Beau has been practicing his derping in front of the mirror for weeks. Whatever happens, it’s a huge honor for him to be named derpiest in all of San Francisco.”

The winner of the California competition will move onto the nationals later this year at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.

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