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Write the funniest headline you can come up with in the comments below. We’ll pick our favorite and publish the full article later this week.
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Via perez630.
Dog Takes Own Holiday Photo
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
When Dusty the dog realized his holiday spending had gone over budget, he knew he would have to make a few sacrifices. Number one on that list: His annual holiday photo, done professionally by Sears Portrait Studio. This year, it would have to be a do-it-yourself job.
“Well, it’s not the best picture,” says friend Frank Rayburn, looking at the 8×10 he had just gotten in the mail. “He definitely could have brushed it up a bit in Photoshop, or put a fun holiday border around it. I’d say he still gets an ‘A’ for effort, though.”
Via xish077.
Cat Makes Naughty List for 3rd Straight Year
An area cat named Dippy was shocked to learn she has made Santa’s Naughty List for the third year in a row.
“She followed all the rules this year,” says Gabe Shoreline, a source close to the situation. “She was even polite to her neighbors – she never does that. I don’t know what went wrong.”
While there have been some unconfirmed reports of passive aggression, it’s still too early to say why Dippy could not overcome the naughty stigma this time around.
Submitted by Sean Colyer.
Cat Finally Wins Game of Dreidel on 8th Night of Hanukkah
Every evening during the Festival of Lights, Saul the cat sat down with his family to play Dreidel, the traditional game of Hanukkah.
“He just had really bad luck,” says Saul’s cousin Sarah Goldman. “He’d hand over his chocolate gilt on every spin. He couldn’t catch a break.”
Then, on Sunday, the eighth night, it was nothing short of a miracle.
“He could not be stopped,” Goldman tells The Fluffington Post. “He spun gimel every single time. He cleaned us right out. And he’s a pretty sore winner, to boot.”
Via valkyriemissle.
Mall Santa Fired for Peeing on Christmas Tree
A mall in Seattle, WA was the scene of a holiday kerfuffle when security guards escorted a chihuahua named Mildred out of the complex.
“She was working as a Santa for the season, and one of the parents saw her peeing on the Christmas tree during a break,” says Martin Kaufman, head of security at Westfield Southcenter. “She was just marking her territory, but rules are rules.”
Submitted by Angela.
