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Dog Wizard’s True Identity Revealed
For months, the wizard known as “The Great Mephisto” taunted area residents with lame card tricks and those linked rings only he can separate.
On Tuesday afternoon, however, some audacious local schoolchildren revealed that Mephisto is nothing more than a chihuahua in a towel.
Via Koy Raweewan.
Australian Cat Caught in Compromising Pose
Images have surfaced via MEOW! magazine depicting a famous Australian cat caught in what appears to be a compromising position. Spokespeople for the cat are calling this a “sick stunt to sell copies of a publication and prop up a dying industry,” while editors at the magazine say that the cat’s fame means she lives in public and photos like these are fair game.
Those interested in the full, uncensored photo set should visit the MEOW! website.
Via .robbie.
Promising New CatMobile Gets 80 Miles Per Gallon
Ford Motor Company unveiled what it’s calling “a revolution in catsportation.”
The 2013 Ford CatMobile promises to achieve 80 MPG (highway) – far and away, the best gas mileage seen in a two-door sedan. The secret sauce is a gas/cat hybrid engine. While cruising normally, the car is powered by the cat that drives it. During uphill climbs, the fuel intake kicks in, giving the vehicle the extra power it needs.
The car is merely a prototype, and Ford admits there are still some kinks to work out (notably, the cardboard chassis does not meet DoT safety guidelines). However, a company spokesperson tells The Fluffington Post that, barring any manufacturing setbacks, it will hit the market in late 2012.
Via morris309.
Guard Kitten Will Not Let You Down
According to research from the National Security Animals Association, the employment rate for guard kittens is outpacing that of the more traditional guard dog for the first time in history. "It has now been more than a decade since the guard kitten became an officially licensed occupation for cats and we’re finally starting to see folks put their trust is feline watch animals,“ said NSAA president Rufus Astor in a press release.
Recent studies indicate that guard kittens are actually more effective at deterring crime than their canine counterparts. Some researchers, however, think that could be simply due to the novelty of it – criminals are just confused when they see a cat growling at them in the hallway.
Via Brandy Shaul.
Area Cat Locked In Never-Ending Staring Contest With Reflection
Oliver, a cat in Washington, D.C., has been engaged in a staring contest with his reflection for the past 4 hours, according to witnesses. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that even after the physics of reflective surfaces were explained to Oliver, he refused to budge. Experts think that may be because Oliver is a cat, and cats generally don’t have a good grasp of physics.
Via Mr. T in DC.
