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Virginia Dog Organizes Closet, Regrets Past
With spring in the air, Bella, a pup from Chesapeake, VA, decided it was high time to clean out her closet.
Little did she know it would be a trip into her dark past. After nearly three hours combing through circus paraphernalia, mini skirts and *NSYNC fanny packs, Bella shoved it all back in and shut the door on her embarrassing life.
Submitted by Christine Erickson.
DIRECTV Launches New Line of Catellite Dishes
By Melissa Venditti, FluffPo Special Correspondent
Carl Fraser, DIRECTV’s senior vice president of product, has announced that the company will launch its new line of Catellite dishes this spring. The receivers will install directly on your cat and add 34 new channels of feline-focused programming.
“With the rising popularity of fluffy animal media, we thought this was the puuurfect opportunity to pounce on our competition,” said Fraser at the company’s headquarters in El Segundo, CA.
DC Cat Charged With First Degree Silliness
A Washington, DC cat named Nurgle was arrested and charged with three counts of first degree silliness late Friday. Witnesses say the 4-year-old feline was caught sniffing hair mousse caps, getting stuck inside Christmas tree boxes and being “rascally.”
Nurgle’s arraignment has been scheduled for April 26th.
Submitted by Piddlebucket.
Hollywood Cat Will Not Buckle Up and You Can’t Make Him
The denizens of West Hollywood, CA sure love their cars, and Tofu Mufasa Ayotte is no exception. And while Tofu certainly gets around town in his comfortable mid-sized sedan, the one thing he won’t do is buckle his seat belt.
“We’ve asked politely,” says May Cornwall, a source close to the situation. “We’ve even evoked the law. It’s no use.”
Submitted by Kalyn Ayotte.
Cat Loses Remote, Watches PBS for 43 Hours Straight
According to sources, a cat in Wichita, KS lost the remote control for the TV somewhere in the couch cushions and was forced to watch PBS non-stop for 43 straight hours. On the one hand, after hour 27 he became delirious and pledged $2500 to the local public television affiliate, vastly overdrawing his bank account. On the other hand, he’s now the proud owner of a stylish PBS tote bag and he’s all caught up on Downton Abbey.
Via threefatcats.
