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Dog Licks Lizard, Instantly Regrets Decision
According to sources, a local pup by the name of Izzy was having a rough day after making the unfortunate decision to lick his lizard friend, Rex. "He kind of made a face, like when you suck a lemon,“ said one witness. "You could tell both he and the lizard were mortified.”
Though most friends suspect no lasting damage was done, things will definitely be awkward between Izzy and Rex for a few weeks.
Via Christina Spicuzza.
Local Cat Wants You to Raise Your Hands in the Air
According to a press release, a local cat wants you to raise your hands in the air and “wave them like you just don’t care.” It’s unclear what all this hand waving is meant to accomplish, but The Fluffington Post will update this story as more information becomes available.
Via Per Ola Wiberg.
Cat Bridge Project Delayed Due to Funding Snafu
The cat bridge project, which when completed will provide a link between the living room and dining room, has been seemingly cursed ever since ground was broken last week. First there was corruption in the bursar’s office, then seismic activity detected in the area of the couch, and now the household planning department has announced another delay due to an issue with the city-supported bonds being used to fund the project.
This will push the completion date for the bridge back to at least Thursday.
Via ShutterSparks.
Cat Opts for Laser Background at School Picture Day
The Fluffington Post has learned exclusively that a local cat has chosen the wicked cool laser background for his school photo at John Adams Elementary School. "I didn’t think he’d do it,“ said Jimmy Roberts, a third grader at John Adams. "But then it came to his turn and he just, like, pointed to the laser background and nodded his head.”
Consensus among students, teachers and local business leaders is that the cat’s picture is “totally rad.”
Via Bruntekuh.
Oscar the cat, called a “super sneak” by the correspondent in the video above, has taught himself how to open the freezer door and swipe the fish sticks within.
Reports later confirmed that Oscar rejected the fish sticks, noting they were not Gorton’s, but “some store brand crap.”
Via The Frogman.
