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Chicago Cat to Star in ‘Hell Hotel IV’
Horror film fans, rejoice. The fourth installment of the Hell Hotel series has been green-lit by Lions Gate Entertainment and will star newcomer Bruce, a cat actor plucked from obscurity on the Chicago improv scene.
“Bruce is traditionally a comic actor,” says Jerry Levine, the cat’s new agent. “But this will be an opportunity for him to flex his character muscles and really shine as the lead in a thriller.”
Submitted by Kiersten Essenpreis.
PHOTO OP: Run For Your Life!
Via itsjustmeaj.
Cat’s Attempt to Build Cushion Fort is “Underwhelming”
Reviewers are unimpressed with a local cat’s couch cushion fort, calling the effort “underwhelming” and “uninspired, like he didn’t have a plan at all.” That’s not surprising, sources tell The Fluffington Post, because the cat reportedly spent fewer than 10 minutes designing his fort before he began building the structure.
“I’m beginning to think he might not be a licensed architect,” said one source close to the situation.
Via Orin Zebest.
Crate and Barrel to Offer Swedish Nesting Dogs
Finally! Crate and Barrel has announced that it will begin to sell a new line of designer Swedish nesting dogs starting in July. The dogs come in two colors, gray and golden, and two styles, retriever and terrier mix.
A set of nesting dogs will retail for $309, and matching throw pillows are available.
Via mikokox_x.
Dog Suffers Mid-Life Crisis, Buys Convertible
Sources close to Jackson, a California dog, say he’s going through a phase.
“He’s looking back on his life and wondering where it all went,” says Jeremy Swanson, Jackson’s college roommate. “If buying a sexy car makes him feel better about that, then why not? He can certainly afford it.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.
