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Cat Rents Office Space Under the Armchair

The vacant office space under the armchair has been a blight on the living room financial district for years.  Once considered the jewel of mid-house office real estate, it has been without a tenant since 2007, following the unexpected death of the founder of Daddy Long Legs, Inc.

Now noted feline entrepreneur Mischa has signed a three year lease for the space.  It’s unclear what the cat plans to move into the 3 square foot office, but she operates several successful ventures servicing the low-energy napping market, as well as a research and development firm currently exploring new methods of lazily batting at crumpled up pieces of paper.

Via pamelas_wahl.

Cat Forced to Downsize to Smaller Basket

With the notable exception of cats, the sluggish economy has just about hit everyone hard.  However, while most felines have been oblivious to the economic woes of the world, not all have been unaffected.  There exists a small percentage of down-on-their-luck kitties who are actually part of the larger 99%.  Pooh is part of that cat minority, and after his hours were recently cut at the Mid-Afternoon Nappery, he was forced to downsize to a smaller lounging basket.

Via Jennuine Captures.