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Cat, Bored by TV, Cuts Cable Cord

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Cat, Bored by TV, Cuts Cable Cord

“She’s been thinking about it for some time,” Erica Rayfield tells The Fluffington Post. Her neighbor, a cat named Stella, finally got fed up with her traditional cable package. “She’d just be there on the couch, flipping through the channels, bored to tears,” Rayfield recalls. “Yesterday, she tossed the remote and said, enough is enough.”

While Stella could not be reached for comment, friends say she’s quite happy with her combination of Netflix, Hulu and iTunes.

Submitted by Hilary Bingle.

Area Dog Wins Tickets to One Direction Concert

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Area Dog Wins Tickets to One Direction Concert

Dillon didn’t really think he had a shot when he called his local radio station’s morning zoo show.

“He’s such a big One Direction fan, he’ll take any opportunity he can to score concert tickets,” says Allan Seagle, a close friend. Lo and behlod, he was the fourth caller.

“You should have seen the look on his face when they told him he’d won,” says Seagle. Dillon will be headed down to the Bank Atlantic Center in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. to claim his front row seats on July 1st. “I hope he takes me, but he’ll probably take that girl he’s been seeing.”

Submitted by Carolyn Zimatore.

Gerbil Sets Sail to Prove Bath Tub Is Round

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Gerbil Sets Sail to Prove Bath Tub Is Round

The intrepid Gerbil sailor Samson has an unpopular theory – that if you sail to the edge of the bath tub, you’ll come around on the other side.

“He’s obviously insane,” says Erik Ortner, a geographer who’s studied bath tub currents for seven years. “Everyone knows that there’s a giant wall at the edge of the tub.”

Despite naysayers, Samson is not deterred. He’s chartered three vessels, and plans to set sail ‘round the tub this August.

“Good luck with that,” says Ortner, shaking his head.

Via Peter J. Knight.

Hipster Dog Liked Bacon Before it Was Mainstream

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Hipster Dog Liked Bacon Before it Was Mainstream

Offer some crispy bacon to Riley the Shiba and she’ll turn up her nose. It’s not that she doesn’t want it. She just can’t be seen eating it.

“Riley loved bacon back when it was independent,” says Darryl Bohnert, a close friend. “It was just a farmer and his pigs, man. Free range. But then everyone started liking bacon, and it got all corporate, and it ditched its drummer. Now it’s just uncool, man. Riley’s moved on.”

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