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Jack Russell Terrier Is ‘Never Nude’ – Even in the Bath
A terrier named Tobias can be a little self conscious about his body. In fact, he’s enacted a personal policy he likes to call “Never Nude” – that is, he will never be naked again, not even in private. Not even in the bath.
“He wears a plaid windbreaker in the tub,” says Luke Carol, a source close to the situation. “Some might call that weird. I call it fashion forward.”
Via alexi tm.
Out-of-Work Pom Spends Most Days Watching ‘Ellen’
While the global economy is slowly recovering, some job seekers have simply given up. Jay, a Pomeranian mix from Victoria, BC, Canada, is among those who is overqualified for most of the positions on Craigslist.
Discouraged, he spends most of his day watching DVR’d episodes of Ellen DeGeneres’s daytime talk show.
“I won’t say it’s not depressing – it is,” says Rick Hepner, Jay’s roommate. “The guy just needs a kick in the pants. He’ll find something, I know it.”
Submitted by Karyn Stepien.
Cat Can’t Decide on Halloween Costume
Halloween is fast approaching. If you don’t have your costume pinned down by now, you might be in trouble.
Internet celeb Spangles the Cross-Eyed Kitty has certainly taken the task to heart. In the past two weeks, he’s tried on a variety of options, none of which quite fit the bill.
“He could go for the Pirate, but that’s been done a million times,” says Nester Garcia, Spangles’ wardrobe consultant. “Dino? Maybe. A cat trick-or-treating as a tiger – redundant or ironic? I’m not sure Spangles has what it takes to pull of an ironic look this far after Labor Day.”
Submitted by Mary.
Cat/Squirrel Roommate Conflict Reaches Head
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to reports, Lyle the cat has finally put his paw down after a series of infractions committed by his squirrel roommate, Buford. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Buford has been effectively locked out of the pair’s apartment since misplacing his keys this morning.
“It had to happen,” says James Runson, a friend of the two. “Buford was always borrowing Lyle’s DVDs and never returning them. Then there was the garbage situation – Buford would never do it when it was his week. He can’t keep track of his keys but he somehow has no problem leaving acorns all over the place. Somebody had to set him straight.”
Via squouse.
Pup Takes Nap After Strenuous Breakfast
Everyone knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day. But it’s what you do directly afterward that can really make or break your morning.
For Scout, a 6-year-old King Charles Cavalier, he goes right back to bed.
“Powering through a whole bowl of Cheerios that early in the day is a lot of work,” says Karen Spitz, a source close to the situation. “It’s best if Scout just plops down right there to sleep it off. In a few hours, he’ll be much more awake and focused so he can take on lunch.”
Via Alex Fitzpatrick.
