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Cat’s Boudoir Photography Shocks Internet

Everyone knew Tokki the cat had a bit of a wild side, but it wasn’t until a series of nude bedroom photos leaked onto the Internet did anyone realize how audacious she really is.

“It’s bold, I’ll give her that,” said close friend Tilly Anderson.  "Tokki can probably kiss any chance of running for public office in the future goodbye, though!“

Not everyone is so shocked by the photos.  Leslie Warren, a cat photographer from Queens, NY thinks the photos are quite fetching.  "They’re beautifully done and Tokki is stunning,” she said.  "I don’t know what all the fuss is about.  The feline form should be celebrated.“

Via yihning.

Agoraphobic Cat Is Not Looking Forward to Trick-or-Treaters

Doctors diagnosed area cat Henry with agoraphobia last winter, but thanks to regular treatment, he’s been coping well. But with Halloween just around the corner, he’s not looking forward to receiving visits from trick-or-treaters.

“Opening the front door to strangers – especially ones wearing scary costumes – really freaks him out,” says Chad Budkiss, a friend of the cat. “The doorbell or a knock from outside is enough to put him on edge.”

Via dobbi.

Notorious Cat Mobster Behind Bars

Don Luigi “Il Gatto” Greco is behind bars tonight after an FBI raid on his family compound in upstate New York. The federal case being built against the mob boss hinges on 27 counts of alleged racketeering.

According to the FBI, Greco’s organization, known locally as the “Gattino Cosa,” has been engaged in a protection racket in Buffalo, NY, netting at least $1.2 million over the past year.

“Who knows if it will stick,” said MSNBC senior legal expert Annie Wachowski. “But, hey, they got Capone on tax evasion.”

Via Glopuppy.