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Cat Spends Hours Stalking Toy Mouse

Damocles the cat was concerned when he came downstairs to his favorite chair in the living room (he likes to sit under it, not on it) and noticed an intruder in his kingdom. There, in the middle of the room, was a small, grey mouse. That infraction would not stand.

According to eye witnesses, Damocles spent the next three days strategizing and laying the foundation for an attack. The mouse stood its ground. 

And 0700 local time, the cat launched his offensive. The battle lasted just four seconds and it was only then that Damocles realized the truth about his foe: the mouse was made of crocheted yarn.

“I’m not going to lie: he was a little bummed at first,” said spokesperson Trey Winterstone. “But the important thing is that the living room is safe again. We can’t lose sight of that.”

Via kait_katbar. 

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Cat Claims Whiskers Are All Natural

Paparazzi recently captured photos of Morty the cat on vacation in Saint-Tropez, and though the kitten was looking youthful and glamorous as always, gossip bloggers jumped on his seemingly larger-than-usual whiskers.

TMZ cited an unnamed source close to Morty who claimed the cat was sporting whisker extensions while in France, but spokespeople for the feline dismiss that as rumor.

“Morty is 100% natural, always has been, always will be,” said publicist August McIntyre. “His whiskers are his trademark; there’s no way he’d mess with those.”

Via itzjamesftw.

Cat Finally Catches Decorative Bird

Anthony the cat has been on a mission for the past two weeks. Since “the raven” showed up, he’s been obsessed.

“It’s been the only thing on his mind. The way the bird just stares at him, all day, every day,” said Tamara Winslow, who lives next door. “I don’t think he’s sleeping well.”

At 8:47am local time, according to multiple witnesses, Anthony finally screwed up enough courage to investigate the bird.

“I think he was a little disappointed that it’s decorative, made of metal,” said one witness. “And actually, I think he’s still a little scared of it.”

Via 2LoveBirds.

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