kitties

Cat Refuses to Admit Christmas Is Over

Christmas takes forever to arrive and then it’s over in a flash.  At least, that’s how area kitty Arla sees it, which is why she has barricaded herself inside the Christmas tree and is refusing to come down.

“She won’t acknowledge that Christmas is over and there are 364 days until the next one,” said Fred Finley, a source close to the situation.  "She’s up in the tree and refuses to come down until we add another couple of days to Christmas.  Like we have the authority to do that.“

Friends hope that Arla will come to her senses before New Year’s.

Via scotbot.

Kitten Plans to Return Gift Later in the Week

All in all, Dexter the kitten had a pretty good Christmas.  He got most of the things he asked for, but one of his presents will need to go back.  

According to sources close to the situation, the shoes Dexter received from his aunt are about 12 sizes too big. 

“It’s okay,” said Marie Sommers, a friend.  "His aunt put the receipt in the box, so we’ll just return them to DSW land get a smaller size.“

Via quinnums.

Kitten to Pen Travel Memoir

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Miles the kitten has seen his fair share of places in his short life – the living room, the upstairs bathroom, the driveway, to name just a few. It seemed only sensible, then, for him to collect all his of travel experiences in print form. Accordingly, Miles will make his publishing debut this spring with Tales From A Hoodie: A Kitten’s Travels.

“Miles had an entirely unique perspective to offer,” says Fawn Kessler, spokesperson for Random House. “Traveling exclusively by hoodie, he’s been able to see the world in a way most aren’t physically able to. His anecdotes speak to the wanderer’s sprit in all of us – not since Kerouac’s On The Road has their been such an important work. We’re really excited.”

Via markpphotography.