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Cat Launches International Snowflake Registry

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Cat Launches International Snowflake Registry

A Norwegian Forest Cat named Miko has kicked off an initiative to catalog every snowflake that falls to Earth during the winter of 2013.

“He’s not convinced that every one is unique,” says Richard Tobin, whom Miko appointed president of the International Snowflake Registry. “The only way to know for sure is to gather up every single one, take a photo under the microscope, and file them in a database. Once that’s done, we do digital comparative analysis to see if there are any matches. It’s ridiculously tedious and kind of stupid, but Miko couldn’t think of any other way to spend $36 billion.”

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Cat Knits Throw Blankets for Everyone He Knows

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Cat Knits Throw Blankets for Everyone He Knows

In what his yarn club is calling a “massive undertaking,” a Raleigh, NC cat named Spoon has started working on 346 knitted throw blankets – one for every person he’s ever met.

“It’s a ton of work, but at least he won’t have to go birthday shopping for any of his friends and family this year,” says Karen Stilton, a source close to the situation.

Submitted by Alex Graddy-Reed.

Kitty Attempts ‘Inception’-Style Dream Intervention

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Kitty Attempts ‘Inception’-Style Dream Intervention

Inspired by the Christopher Nolan sci-fi thriller Inception, a Queens, NY cat named Frankie has built an iPhone app he hopes will let him meddle consciously in his own dreams.

“The app utilizes the iPhone’s lesser-known brain wave scanning functionality,” says Mitchel Burke, a programmer who assisted Frankie with the DreamWalker app, which you can download from the iTunes store yourself. “Fall asleep next to the phone, and the app will scan your brainwaves and project your dreams on-screen. Unfortunately, Frankie mostly dreams about napping, so we’re having trouble making progress.”

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Cat Horror Film Announced

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Cat Horror Film Announced

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

It was the perfect house. At least, that’s what Truffles thought. 

Moviegoers will soon experience true terror when Cat House comes to theaters this Halloween. Produced by New Line Cinema, the film will tell the chilling tale of a cat homeowner that got so much more than he ever bargained for.

“OK, so Truffles, he’s a cat, right? And he buys this house,” says director Ned Freeland. “He thinks it’s a pretty nice house. Really quaint and peaceful. Until one night… another cat shows up. But it’s a ghost cat. It’s the ghost of a cat that died in the house, years and years ago. And now Truffles is really scared, and he wants to leave but he still really likes the house. But then he decides that he actually has to leave, because the ghost cat is just totally creeping him out. So he leaves. That’s actually the whole movie.”

Via Jazhika15.