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Kitten Reminisces About Blizzard of 2013
Kitten Reminisces About Blizzard of 2013
Remember Nemo, the Blizzard of 2013? Well, of course you do, it was less than a week ago. But a Brooklyn-based kitten named Irina has already begun reminiscing about the storm as if it happened in another era.
“She’s been going around telling everyone who will listen about the ‘great storm,’ as if it was something from her childhood,” said William Perkins, a source close to the situation. “It wasn’t even that bad here in the city. Just a few inches of snow.”
Of course, when you only live 15 years, maybe last week really is the “good ol’ days.”
Via izanzapatero.
Kitty Delivers Passionate But Uneven Shareholder Address
Kitty Delivers Passionate But Uneven Shareholder Address
Fluffy, CEO of the Nya Nya Corporation, gave what many analysts are calling a passionate, if slightly odd speech at the annual shareholder meeting this morning.
Nya Nya, which is known for making its ultra-popular (among cats) goldfish bowl fishing game for smart phones, has seen its stock slide in recent months. Without a major new title release in over 18 months, many expected Fluffy to use this morning’s address as a launch pad to the next great Nya Nya game.
Instead, the enigmatic cat used his time on stage to talk about how excited he was for the future of the company, without ever really getting into specifics about new games or how the company planned to reach new markets. (An anticipated foray into development for the Xbox 360 has yet to materialize.)
“That was all fine,” said Tim Carlisle, an analyst at Bloomberg Businessweek. “I mean we all still love that fishing game enough to give Nya Nya a pass on new games for another six months or so, but where I think Fluffy really lost the audience was when he talked about his love of salmon over tuna for 15 minutes. That was just strange.”
Plus, everyone knows tuna is better.
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PHOTO OP: Kitty Portrait
PHOTO OP: Kitty Portrait
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Paw-Parazzi Snap Pic of Cat at Facelift Consult
Paw-Parazzi Snap Pic of Cat at Facelift Consult
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
Chloe, feline legend of stage and screen, is lashing out and hissing at the paw-parazzi, whom her representative says have gone way too far this time. Earlier this week, a photo surfaced of Chloe apparently undergoing a facelift consultation at the office of celebrity plastic surgeon Gladys Rola Bringard.
Lauri Biondi, Chloe’s long-time PR rep, tells The Fluffington Post, “We can neither confirm nor deny these intrusive reports. Any photographs that may have resulted from this alleged appointment represent a serious breach of her privacy, and we intend to respond with our claws out.”
An unnamed source at TMZ stated, “It’s pretty funny that Chloe’s people are making such a big deal about it, since this is only the latest publicity stunt perpetrated by Chloe’s team in order to revive her sagging career. Everyone remembers last year when her people circulated that picture of her going to the vet, and stirred up concern, when she was really just going in for some shots.”
To date, Chloe’s manager and PR rep categorically deny that photo was staged.
Our source continued, “It’s not even a good strategy. Everyone knows animals’ careers are only big if The FluffPo covers them. Wait, who are you with again?”
Via xinhuanet.com.