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Puppies’ Valiant Stand Against Bathtime Proves Futile

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Puppies’ Valiant Stand Against Bathtime Proves Futile

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to their owner, a pair of dogs were unsuccessful in their bold, last-minute attempt to avoid a bath this weekend.

“It was unexpected, I’ll tell you that, ” says Jenn Blumfield. “I barely got ‘bath’ out and Jake was looking up at me like I’d just ran over his mother.”

The monthly routine was further complicated when Blumfield’s second pup decided to join in.

“Oh, then Rex comes over and lays his little puppy head on Jake’s,” says Blumfield. “You could tell they coordinated it – he looked even sadder. The tears were pretty much welling up at that point. It almost killed me, but I finally just picked them up and put them in.”

The dogs are expected to employ the same tactic in advance of their vet appointment next week.

Via ChillyWilson.

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REPORT: Pug Pooped After Triathlon Training

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REPORT: Pug Pooped After Triathlon Training

The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that New Jersey pug Huckleberry has collapsed into bed after a thorough training session.

“He’s working toward a triathlon,” says Candice Ells, a neighbor. “I see him when I’m heading to work every morning around 6 am, jogging up and down the block.”

It seems this grueling pace has finally caught up with him. “I told him he shouldn’t overdo it,” says Ells. “He just collapsed there, tongue all askew. He’ll sleep it off and be right back at it tomorrow, I’m sure.”

Via Adam Berberich.

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Puppy Channelling the Sphinx

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Puppy Channelling the Sphinx

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Jaya the puppy has recently become obsessed with the mythos of ancient Egypt. She’s adopted the Sphinx as her new role model, and is spending all of her free time channelling the ancient icon’s mystique, according to sources close to the situation. 

Owner Cameron Miles told FluffPo that it all started when she marathoned The Mummy movies.

“I had some friends over one rainy Sunday and we just powered through all of them,” Miles said. “Jaya must have been inspired, because the next thing I knew, she’d fallen down a Wikipedia hole reading about Egyptian art. She’s been doing the Sphinx thing ever since.” 

In FluffPo’s editorial opinion, while the Giza statue certainly has size, age, and history on its side, it can’t compete with Jaya’s floppy ears in terms of cuteness. 

Via Klearchos Kapoutsis.

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