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Orphan Piglet Adopted by Pit Bull

February 18, 2015 · Leave a Comment

Orphan Piglet Adopted by Pit Bull

A New Jersey piglet named Fate has been legally adopted by a pit bull, according to custody records obtained by The Fluffington Post.

Paperwork filed February 5, 2015 name Chronic the new legal guardian of the orphaned piggy, who misplaced his parents over Christmas break.

“He has eight siblings,” says Trisha Cornwall, a source close to the situation. “I don’t think his parents will even notice he’s missing.”

Meanwhile, Fate and Chronic have been getting along swimmingly.

“There’s a lot of cuddling, I’ll just say that,” says Cornwall.

Photo by Coyote West, via Jamie Baldanza.

Puppy Proposes New State Seal for Tennessee

February 16, 2015 · Leave a Comment

Puppy Proposes New State Seal for Tennessee

Memphis area pup Roscoe is preparing to propose a new state seal, according to people close to the dog. The current state seal was adopted in 1801 and highlights Tennessee’s agricultural history.

“Roscoe feels that the current seal, while nice, is in need of an update,” said a source close to the situation. “It’s been around for what, 215 years?”

According to friends of the puppy, the dog thinks that in order to attract more millennials to the state, Tennessee needs a more youthful image.

“What’s more youthful than an adorable puppy?” said one close advisor.

Roscoe plans to present his new seal to the state congress during the next legislative session.

Via fourfrenchies.