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Dashboard Puppy Systems May Be Unsafe
It sounds convenient – easy access to your puppy while on the go or during your commute. But Ford’s new PuppyDash™ technology has come under scrutiny from the Department of Transportation.
“It’s just another distraction at the wheel,” says Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood. “Numerous studies show that playing with a puppy while driving is about the same as having three beers before getting on the road.”
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Area Pup Only Fetches Neon Tennis Balls
In a move critics have called “a bold throwback to the ‘80s,” a local pup has vowed to only play fetch with brightly colored toys – specifically, neon pinks, yellows and greens.
“Not sure if it’s some sort of political statement, or a fashion thing,” says Howard Billings, who witnessed the puppy chasing after the flashy balls.
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REPORT: Puppy Smells Clean – For Now
The Fluffington Post has learned that a New York City pup named Franklin smells great after a recent bath. However, experts say his fruity aroma is unlikey to last.
“I give it three to six hours, max,” says Reggie Kincaid, executive producer of the hit Bravo reality show Dog Groomer Confidential. “Once he starts rolling around in his own kibble, it’s all over.”
Via Lauren Drell.
Area Dog Suffers From Irrational Love of Tennis Balls
Izzy, a local french bulldog, has been diagnosed by canine psychologists with a serious obsessive disorder. According to doctors the dog suffers manic episodes when playing with her tennis ball, displaying an uncontainable exuberance. This contrasts with a deep depression when the ball is taken away.
“With years of therapy and careful aversion training, I believe we’ll be able to cure Izzy of her tennis ball obsession,” said Dr. Hanz Fredenhauffer. “It won’t be easy, though.”
Via izzygirl.
Pomeranian Earns Jr. Driver’s License
As soon as Peanut turned six, he headed straight to the DMV. He’d grown tired of relying on his parents to drive him to the movies. A Jr. License is the first step toward his independence.
“He starts his first day of driving lessons in June,” says Melissa Bell, a source close to the situation.
