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REPORT: Local Puppy Couldn’t Quite Hear You
The Fluffington Post has received numerous late-breaking reports that an area puppy didn’t catch that last thing you just said. There’s a bunch of noise out here (cars, birds, lawn mowers) and he’s having difficulty understanding what you’re saying.
If you could just repeat yourself, that would be great.
Via SolarBears.
PHOTO OP: Travelin’ in Style
Submitted by Lief Anne Stiles.
Pug Immediately Regrets Buying Trampoline
A Seattle pug named Franklin saw a trampoline at Target and did what any other self-respecting American would in that situation – he slapped down his debit card and rolled that sucker home.
After a good hour scouting the perfect location and tending to some basic assembly, he was ready to hop on.
“He’s been bouncing for about five hours now,” says Gerald Robinson, one of about 40 onlookers who have encircled the hopeless pup. “You can tell he wants out, but he hasn’t been able to break the cycle. I sure hope he kept the receipt.”
Via Jill Watson, by way of Bunny Food.
SURVEY: Most Dogs Find Reading a Bore
A new survey out from the American Literacy Institute finds that two-thirds of dogs are bored by reading.
“Any kind of reading,” says Marcy Gansevoort, the researcher who led the inquiry. “Novels, magazines, websites, poetry, historical fiction – most dogs say they are so bored by words it puts them right to sleep.”
Via sleepwithafryingpan.
PHOTO OP: Stern Beagle Is Stern
Via NLMichel.
