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Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup
The Fluffington Post has received word of a major collision off Route 9 involving two compact dogs. Officials on the scene say Rizzo stopped short, causing Charlie to misjudge the angle of a routine butt sniff. The resulting rear-end collision has slowed traffic in both directions thanks to severe rubber-necking.
Drivers are advised to avoid the stretch between exits 26 and 28 until the wreck can be cleared.
Submitted by Jamie Baldanza.
Distinguished GentlePug Makes Scene at Company Picnic
An affluent pug named Moose (of the Newport Mooses) has been accused of harassment and general misconduct during a recent corporate retreat.
“He was walking funny, slobbering on everyone,” says Fran Miller, an employee of CalStar, the boat insurance firm that held the picnic. “I’m not sure if he was drunk, but he was definitely acting inappropriately.”
Attorneys for Moose, who is a senior vice president at CalStar, maintain that his friendliness might have been misconstrued, but there was certainly no wrongdoing. The pug himself could not be reached for comment.
Submitted by Adam Berberich.
PHOTO OP: Let’s Play!
Rocky and Sheila, submitted by Denise Kunter.
PHOTO OP: Speckle Pup
Via danktoker420.
Boston Terrier Wins Tug-of-War Semi-Finals
A Boston terrier named Yogi has qualified for the championship match after besting a rival in the National Tug-of-War semi-finals.
“It was a really close match,” says Phil Conrad, sports reporter for ESPN 7. “We knew Yogi and Fifi were pretty evenly matched. But he really pulled it out in the final moments.”
The Championship round, a seven-match series, kicks off in Chicago on June 4.
Via Tedbo68.
