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Puppy Named to Apple Inc.’s Board of Directors
Shareholders have elected a Tallahassee, FL dog named Fendi to sit on Apple Inc.’s board of directors. His first order of business?
“Get rid of the iPad,” says Clinton Odessa, an assistant to Mr. Fendi. “They’re expensive to make and they’re just a passing fad.”
Fendi plans to reveal his prototype of the iKong to CEO Tim Cook at the next board meeting.
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PHOTO OP: Snoozy Pooch
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PHOTO OP: On Your Mark, Get Set, Frolic!
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Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing
A local dog swears that the couch was like that when he got there, and he had no part in the savage “de-stuffing” that occurred.
“My client is innocent of all charges,” said the dog’s lawyer, James McGiven. “He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Though surveillance footage shows the dog clearly playing with piles of green stuffing and flinging it all over the yard and patio, no clear images exist showing who actually removed the stuffing from the couch.
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Puppy Celebrates Christmas In July
A local puppy has decided to dispense with waiting and celebrate his favorite holiday nearly six months early.
“Kaiser loves Christmas,” said family friend Judy Ong. “The carols, the cookies, the movies, the presents. He loves it all. He was doing pretty well waiting for the actual holiday, but about a month ago he started getting the itch. You know, humming ‘Rudolf’ all day, eating candy canes with every meal. Something had to be done.”
Their solution? A special “Christmas in July” celebration this past weekend. "We went all out,“ explained Ong. "Decorated a tree. Put Home Alone on the telly. Drank egg nog. Exchanged gifts. Kaiser tuckered himself out, but I think this will satisfy him until the 25th.”
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