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Dog In Denial About Need for New Glasses

Area pup Phillip has had the same lenses for years. Lately, he’s been squinting when he reads the morning paper.

“I tried to tell him he should update his prescription,” says Ann Horrowitz, a source close to the situation. “Eyes change over time. But he just blows it off.”

Via Andree Librianto.

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Dog Probably Forgot Something

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Murray the dog was already three hours into his vacation when it hit him. Normally, he’d be enjoying the wind in his face and the freedom of the open road. That is, if it weren’t for the sudden feeling that he’d forgotten to do something before he left.

“He couldn’t relax,” says Reg Hoover, a source close to the situation. “He just kept wondering, ‘Did I turn the kitchen sink off? Did I lock the front door? What about the air conditioner? Did I shut that off?’ He was really freaking out.”

After careful consideration, Murray accepted that he had definitely forgotten to do at least one thing.

“He decided it was the trash. He didn’t take that out before he left, he was certain,” says Hoover. “Of course, it could very well have been something else. But it was probably the trash.”

Via kaybe07.

1 in 3 Dogs Regrets Posting Risqué Photos on Facebook

A survey by Gallup finds that roughly one-third of dogs has regrets about posting unseemly photos of themselves to Facebook.

“You can always delete the photos,” says Josh Catone of tech news site Mashable.com. “But the damage to a dog’s reputation is harder to erase.”

Via dogsofbondi.