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Pug Annoys Facebook Friends With Emo Song Lyrics

Bobby the pug used to have more than 300 friends on Facebook. That is, until he starting posting “emo” song lyrics in his status without context or attribution.

“Dude, if you’re upset about something, just say so,” says Bobby’s former Facebook friend Jon Demasi. “What’s with the cryptic quotes all day long?”

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Dog Demands Funnies Section

A tie up in the kitchen this morning caused considerable delays in getting to work, and now word is coming through that the culprit was the dog.  

“She wouldn’t budge until someone gave her a copy of the comics,” said one eye witness.  "She already had the sports and business sections, so she was just being greedy.“

According to reports, the standoff lasted a full 20 minutes until the funny pages could be found, and by that time the coffee had gone cold.  Brewing another pot added an additional 10-15 minutes to this morning’s commute.   Earlier this month the dog caused a similar delay after allegedly knocking an entire bowl of kibble on the floor.  She is due in living room court this Saturday to answer a summons for that incident.

There has been no word yet on any possible punishment being meted out for this morning’s debacle, though police say no arrest is likely forthcoming.

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Local Pup Tries in Vain to Beat Summer Heat

As August rolls on, at least one area canine is ready for fall.  Lennox, a local Boxer puppy, has had it with the summer heat.  He’s tried everything to cool off – visits to the local public pool, bacon-flavored popsicles, sleeping in the nude – and nothing has worked.  Recently, he even invested a large chunk of her savings in acquiring an enormous floor fan.

“He’s taken to just parking himself in front of the fan and not moving all day,” said friend and roommate Andrea Horton.  "But it’s no use.  He’s still miserable.  This heat wave can’t break soon enough.“

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