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Dog Needs New Hiding Place
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to friends, Poppy really needs to find another place to hide. Once compact enough to fit inside her owner’s bookshelf, the dog has experienced a growth spurt in recent months and is now simply too large for the space.
“Yeah, I wouldn’t really call it a ‘hiding place’ anymore,” says Jesse Frigg. “I mean, I understand what she’s trying to do. But you can totally see her now.”
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Puppy Executive Caught Shredding Important Documents
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission made a high-profile arrest this morning when it took Spot, the CFO of PuppyCorp into custody. Spot, who is expected to be brought up on charges of tax fraud and insider trading, probably made things worse by shredding reams of important document shortly before his arrest.
“He definitely didn’t help his case,” said chief Fluffington Post legal analyst, Allistair Llewellyn. "He also didn’t use a cross-cut shredder, so the SEC will have those documents reassembled in a jiffy… and they won’t be happy about the extra work they’ll have had to put in.“
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PHOTO OP: A Sad Day for Puppy
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Pup Bored With TV, Video Games
Despite a premium cable package with hundreds of channels and a video game library estimated at 400 titles across nine consoles, a 1-year-old pup named Beaver is “totally bored,” according to friends.
“None of this entertainment excites him anymore,” says Nate Grumin, a neighbor. “It’s like he OD’ed on screen time.”
Submitted by April Truong.
PHOTO OP: Matching Sweaters
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