Dog Protests Company-wide Pay Cuts
Copernicus the dog has worked at Wiley & Glazier, a specialty gifts catalog located in Yonkers, NY for the past seven years. After multiple consecutive quarterly losses, management team made the decision this morning to announce company-wide pay and schedule reductions. Copernicus did not take it well.
According to co-workers, the dog decided to stage a sit-in in his boss’s office.
“He’s really miffed about the latest pay cuts,” said cubicle mate Aaron Walker.
According to Walker, Copernicus may have a legitimate beef. Wiley & Glaziers has been hemorrhaging customers the past few years because the company has balked at getting into e-commerce.
“We don’t even have a web site, let alone Facebook or Twitter accounts,” said Walker. "Copernicus has been pushing for us to develop a social media strategy for years, so this was the last straw.“
No word on how long Copernicus plans to stay put in his boss’s office.
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