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Wealthy Dog Fires Bath Masseuse
Three society tabloids are reporting that Biscuit the dog (of the Norfolk Biscuits) has fired his personal bath masseuse over disagreements about hours and salary.
“Biscuit needs a masseuse on call 24/7, especially for those late night rub downs,” says Tom Cleveland, household manager for Biscuit’s estate. “I don’t think that’s too much to ask.”
Via l4y1337.
Reports of Living Room Bear ‘Greatly Exaggerated’
When authorities rushed to the scene of a bear sighting, the tipster – a dog named Charlie – was still on site.
“He was freaking out,” says animal control officer Max Reddy. “But his claims about a bear were greatly exaggerated. One of my guys had to explain that it was just a kid in a bear costume. He wasn’t buying it at first, but when she started singing Disney songs, he eventually figured it out.”
Via Reddit.
PHOTO OP: Bed Head
Via Karla Zamorano Rocha.
Puppy Gets All His Christmas Shopping Done Early
Even though there are still two weeks until Christmas, Bailey, a local french bulldog, has reportedly already finished all of his gift shopping. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Bailey went on a serious shopping spree at Target earlier this week.
“Last year, Bailey was still scrambling for presents on Christmas Eve,” said close friend Amy Torres. "It was really stressful for him and I know he wanted to avoid that this year.“
Via bailey_thefrenchie.
Puppy Ranks First in His High School Class
Gochi the puppy was overjoyed when he recently found out his high school class rank is #1. According to sources close to the situation, he has had straight As all year, and due to a quirk in how Advanced Placement courses are calculated, his GPA is actually over 4.0.
“This wasn’t an accident,” said lockermate Tina Pepper. "Gochi works really hard and studies like crazy. He deserves this.“
The pup plans to go to college to become a firearm sniffing dog for the ATF.
Via angelicabi.
