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Dog’s Business Headshot Ruined by Photobomber

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Dog’s Business Headshot Ruined by Photobomber

When Dante the dog started his private investigation business in September, business was slow.  Then it hit him: he needed to get on the Internet.

So Dante hired a developer to build a snazzy new web site and put together some search advertising campaigns on Google.  Everything was looking great, but there was one problem: all the photos of him were from when he was a puppy, and his web developer insisted that a good headshot on the “About Us” page would lend a lot of credibility to his business.

Unfortunately, Dante decided to hire his goofball brother-in-law, Donnie, to snap the new headshots.  Two memory cards full of pictures and every single one has Donnie making a silly face.  So much for adding credibility.

Via ursodante.

REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

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REVEALED: Dog’s Private New Year’s Bash Was a Bust

Didn’t get an invitation to Olive’s Party Rockin’ New Year’s Eve-a-Palooza™? You’re not alone.

The event was so exclusive, only the highest of society were invited. There’s a reason New York Magazine named it among the “top 10 hottest parties in Manhattan.”

There was only one problem: No one showed up.

Exclusive photos obtained by The Fluffington Post reveal a lonely pup in an empty apartment, strewn with confetti.

“It’s likely she over-shot with the guest list,” says gossip columnist Rebecca Holtz. “You can’t invite Barack Obama, Roger Federer and Freddie Mercury and expect those kinds of people to attend. Freddie’s been dead for 20 years, for crying out loud.”

Submitted by Nina Frazier.

Puppy Snow Shoveling Business Off to Rocky Start

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When Bichon Frise puppies Chuck and Chuck Jr. decided to start a snow shoveling business on their street, friends and neighbors were initially supportive.  But after the first major snowfall of the season last week, some are starting to express reservations over the quality of their work.

“At first I thought it was a great idea,” said neighbor Amy Wexler, “but we got eight inches earlier this week and they did a terrible job on my driveway.”

According to Wexler, she paid the puppies $10 to shovel our her driveway and the walkway up to the front door, but they mostly just chased each other around in the snow and then went home.  “Now it has totally iced over!“ she told The Fluffington Post.

Other clients are sticking by the pair – at least for now.  

“Was the work good? No.  Was it satisfactory?  Not really.  But I’ll give them one more shot,” said Diane Shannihan, another neighbor.  With more snow expected over the weekend, the puppies could get that shot sooner rather than later.

Via The Raw Story.

Get Political for Animals in 2013

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Get Political for Animals in 2013

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