dogs

Area Dog Enjoying Florida Vacation

Cody, a local dog, is having a blast on his Florida vacation. Sources close to the situation report that he is spending his time running around on white sand beaches, chasing sticks in the water and trying to catch tiny fish in the waves.

“He’s having the time of his life,” said friend Crystal Muñoz, who took Cody along on her business trip to Miami. “I’m kind of jealous, actually. He’s out there playing on the beach, and I’m stuck in board meetings all day.”

Muñoz plans to meet Cody for margaritas at beach bar later tonight.

Via codymarleymoyle. 

Puppy Naps After Hearty Lunch

According to numerous sources, Rocky the bulldog is sound asleep on the living room carpet after consuming a banquet-sized portion of kibble at lunch.

“He really went to town on that Beneful,” said Tony Simari, a source close to the situation, who noted that Rocky followed up his large lunch with a health portion of milk bones. “He’ll probably be sleeping for the rest of the day.”

When asked if this was normal for the dog, Simari responded, “Pretty much, yeah.”

Via Shield3510.

PHOTO OP: Sheltie on the Beach

Via @antoniocuomo.

Break Dancing Puppy Launches 12-City Tour

Hot on the heels of YouTube fame, a break dancing puppy named Willy has finalized negotiations with Clear Channel Events to launch a 12-city tour in the North Eastern U.S.

“Willy is a rising star whose moves will blow you away,” says Kevin Sapphire, a spokesperson for Clear Channel. “His tour is going to be a slam dunk for fans, his career, and our business.”

Willy first wowed dance enthusiasts when a video of him spinning on one paw lit up the Internet. Ever since the viral hit, agents and talent scouts have been calling.

“One minute he’s practicing in the living room, the next he’s got a manager booking hotels for his tour,” says Phil Kramer, Willy’s current roommate. “The Internet is crazy, man.”

Via dustinmikk.