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Notorious Puppy Gang Finally Behind Bars

After an epic crime spree that spanned two months and three states, the puppy gang known as Wolf Pact has been apprehended in Texas, according to authorities there. Sources on the ground say the Pact was holed up in a shed after stealing the slippers of area resident Margaret Mallone.

“I had never heard of this gang,” Mallone tells The Fluffington Post in an exclusive interview. “Then I happened to turn on the news and saw my own backyard on TV. There were police everywhere. That’s when I noticed my slippers were missing.”

Authorities apprehended the trio without incident after receiving an anonymous tip from a neighbor.

“The standoff lasted about an hour,” says sheriff’s deputy John Beck. “At first, they weren’t cooperating, but then officer Sanders shook a bag of treats. They caved pretty soon after that and we scooped them up.”

The Wolf Pact, consisting of Rex (the presumed ringleader), Tango and Clyde, was wanted for a string of similar alleged crimes, including sock chewing and flagrant urination. They will be arraigned individually in Federal court on May 14th, according to officials.

Via HandlesOfLove.

Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging

After twice knocking the lamp off the table due to excessive and overly excited tail wagging, a judge has ordered Clem the dog to wear a sign warning others of his rambunctious appendage.

“I’m not sure what good it will do,” said Laslo Coyne, who lodged a complaint last week after his iced coffee was nearly knocked off the table by Clem. “I mean, that tail is a menace, and no amount of signage will change that.”

When asked what he thought could protect his future iced coffees, Laslo wasn’t sure.

“Making him an outside dog, maybe? I don’t know,” he mumbled.

VIa emilyburz.

Puppies Hash Out Startup Idea Over Coffee

It may be a cliche, but the coffee shop is a really great place to get work done.  Many amazing startups were conceived and built at coffee shops, especially of those in Cambridge, MA, close to the campuses of Harvard and MIT. 

Curly and Skip, two young canine entrepreneurs, recently sketched out the details for what they hope will be the next big dog social network while meeting for coffee at a trendy Kendall Square coffee house.

“I can’t get into too many details,” said Joseph Yan, who will join the two dogs as founding CTO, “but basically we’ve come up with an algorithm that can mimic butt sniffing digitally with 98% accuracy. Dogs will be able to tell if they’ll be compatible before they make a date at the park just by running our app.”

The team is applying for space at high profile startup incubator Dogpatch Labs.

Via Piero Sierra.