PHOTO OP: 2 + 2 = Cat
Via Courtnie Creath.
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Scientists: Black Cats Cannot Become Black Holes
Scientists: Black Cats Cannot Become Black Holes
Despite numerous media reports, scientists at the CERN Laboratory in Geneva have rebuked the notion that a tightly wound black cat could accumulate enough mass to generate a rift in the time-space continuum.
“It’s nonsense,” says Gottfried Horner, a noted theoretical physicist. “Just scare tactics from the anti-cat media.”
Ninja, submitted by Paul Leone.
REPORT: Puppy Smells Clean – For Now
REPORT: Puppy Smells Clean – For Now
The Fluffington Post has learned that a New York City pup named Franklin smells great after a recent bath. However, experts say his fruity aroma is unlikey to last.
“I give it three to six hours, max,” says Reggie Kincaid, executive producer of the hit Bravo reality show Dog Groomer Confidential. “Once he starts rolling around in his own kibble, it’s all over.”
Via Lauren Drell.
PHOTO OP: May I Help You?
PHOTO OP: May I Help You?
Via fazen.
Area Dog Suffers From Irrational Love of Tennis Balls
Area Dog Suffers From Irrational Love of Tennis Balls
Izzy, a local french bulldog, has been diagnosed by canine psychologists with a serious obsessive disorder. According to doctors the dog suffers manic episodes when playing with her tennis ball, displaying an uncontainable exuberance. This contrasts with a deep depression when the ball is taken away.
“With years of therapy and careful aversion training, I believe we’ll be able to cure Izzy of her tennis ball obsession,” said Dr. Hanz Fredenhauffer. “It won’t be easy, though.”
Via izzygirl.